glitter sanchez

the act of dipping one's finger/penis into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a sexual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transsexuals/ mistresses to prove who the "bitch" is, and also let infidelities be known.

Susan: I think Chad is cheating on me.

Kathy: Why would you think that?

Susan: He came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

Kathy: Oh No He Didn't!!!!

by lady gu gu February 18, 2010

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

glitter

A euphemism meaning fresh dropplets or globs of semen....often used by gay men.

"Last night, when I gave Jake a handjob, he shot glitter way across the room!"

by Mikeyboi April 10, 2004

glitter-berry eyes

refers to the way your pupils look when your tripping on LSD.

Jada told me that I had huge glitter-berry eyes.

by sky May 10, 2003

Glitterous

Part of a females anantomy that gets aroused from the sight of glitter.

"Those shoes hit me right in the Glitterous"

by Pumpkinspiceslut November 27, 2015

cumsack glitterballs

A sex move in which glitter is stuck onto the penis using a sperm adhesive. After the glitter is attached, a person proceeds to give the glitter-covered penis a blowjob.

I stole all of the glitter from the Glitter Factory to have some cumsack glitterballs with a daytime hooker.

by ChodeDogLover69 January 13, 2016

glitterfuck

power fuck; hard; mostly anal without lubrication.

glitterfuck that how dude!

by licht May 20, 2008