funeral home

A extremely stuffy house that smells like old and dead people. YOu hve to pay to be looked at there in a coffin. Normally it is not lighted very well, and there are many creepy men in tuxedo's walking around like they are so very sad. It is the place where they keep dead bodies and clean them up. Normally it is carpeted and silent, only to be disturbed by the frequent nose blowing on the scented tissues placed all around.

A creepy place...

"DUDE! There is a funeral home across the street! I can smell it from here!"

by wefredlinkin July 1, 2008

Spidget Finner

(Noun) A stick which has holes in it. Cannot be spun and it's only use is to be looked at and it's name said "spidget finner"

I hate fidget spinners so I bought a spidget finner
Or
The spidget finner was on the table

by Randdom Words May 30, 2017

mexican funeral

A funeral where the body is disposed of not by burial or by cremation, but by using a large catapult to fling it into a neighboring country. It is illegal in the US, but due to its low cost it flourishes as a black market mortuary sideline in the American southwest, and to a lesser extent along the Canadian border where its use is more often for entertainment.

My cleaning lady had to go back to Arizona to bail her husband out of jail. Apparently he was involved in a mexican funeral ring, and one of the deceased turned out to be involved in an unsolved murder. So now there's going to be a big hoo-hah, an investigation and such. Do you know any good cleaning ladies?

by dgrrr January 22, 2009

funnel cake

A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.

Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."

by SExyjesusSLA June 4, 2010

funnecessary

something completely useless and/or impractical that provides immense amounts of happiness and amusement despite its lack of purpose

Even though I new the glow-in-the-dark toaster wasn't what he wanted for Christmas, it was just too funnecessary for me to resist buying him.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009

Fenner Fains

marijuana or to smoke marijuana

You got any fenner fains. (noun)
Fenner Faining tonight? (verb)

by Schubes November 11, 2004

puerto rican funeral

A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise

Yo, check it, dat whip says "R.I.P. Sixmundo" must be a Puerto Rican Funeral

by Pepemama March 18, 2007