Fappulation

n - the act of masturbating to the highest class of material available.

Lord Macartney was impeached for Acts of Fappulation

by Phillip Carroll January 16, 2012

Fapposphere

Fapposphere \fahp-oh-spheer\ n. a certain region of the internet dedicated to masturbation or pleasuring ones self.

Some examples of the Fapposphere may include but are not limited to:porn websites,fetish websites or any other website that includes naked girls/guys.

by mlg123 July 1, 2012

fappout

Fap, as in jerk off, and fall asleep.

Hey Joey, I'm pretty tired. I think imma go home and fappout, cya tomorrow

by Onlogn sorter February 8, 2015

farppreciater

Someone who farts and appreciates it.

Susan is farppreciating her product.

John just completed Angry Birds. He now has the face of a farppreciater.

by bespoke123 April 30, 2014

Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.

Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."

by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016

fappit hole

When you look up something on the internet and find related porn, then when you click through you find even more porn on the subject that you never knew existed, causing a clickfest. Usually accompanied by fapping.

"Man, I googled Alice Eve crossing over and fell down a fappit hole of Alice Eve nudity!"

by MiscellaniousT September 24, 2016

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016