Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

makin' money

Buying an item cause it's a good deal. The more money saved is actually money made.

Just got that truck for half price. I'm makin' money on that.

by Foxyrolla November 17, 2013

Ed's money

Ed's money is defined as the technical term for inheritance.

Man, I so broke, and your old bird pegged it, so I know you can hit me up with Ed's money.

My old man is so cross. I had to run at wooden spoon speed to get away from him. Don't think I'm gettin' any Ed's money now.

by taxiservice July 16, 2010

Stank Money

Someone with so much money, it's stank.

They used their stank money money dividends to buy their mansion.

by TheRealDecoy89 May 10, 2019

money sucker

Someone who urges to get money so badly that would be willing to to sell his own mother for pennies.

Person A: - Have you seen how many Frozen products are there now days?
Person B: - Yeah, disnay is such a money sucker they even sell napkins of it.

by safejrz March 6, 2015

Boomerang money

(n.) a word to describe the process of poppin them bandz and spending large sums of money just so it will come back to you, resembling a cycle that is alike to that of the trajectory of a boomerang, as stated by Iceman and Waka Flocka Flame.

Josh is gettin boomerang money cause he and Scott went to the club, made it rain and made double that money the next day!

by K'nucklesIII April 1, 2013

Vamp Money

Markese Money Rolle (born April 1, 1991), is an American rapper and producer hailing from Miami, Florida. He is the founder of the American hip hop collective Raider Klan (stylized RVIDXR KLVN). On May 18, 2018, his debut studio album Vamp Money was released. Vamp Money is SpaceGhostPurrp alter ego name.

you getting money at night so you Vamp Money?

by loopdigga... July 6, 2019