FSU Football

only the greatest NCAA football team to ever wear cleats and pads.

known for their great academics, sports, its numerous great athletes that have made it pro, and extremely hot women. Florida State University is by far the most superior college in the state of Florida, not to mention all of NCAA.

"FSU Football is gods gift to Florida"

by fsufan824 April 24, 2008

football player

A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.

I am a football player.

by TheKickerman19 February 20, 2013

football

A misused term for a game mostly played in America and specially designed for steroid-packed bulky bullies to outstand among themselves and collide against each other like brainless and highly moronic beasts. The game is characterized by brutality and fatal injuries are pretty common. Soccer is the real and very genuine football since you actually use your foot to hit a spheric ball all the time.

He looks very nice in his football outfit; he is probably set to break some of his opponents' ribs today. He runs like a brainless maniac, but he's just playing football. Soccer deserves to be called football since players actually use their feet to kick balls in this game.

by spektral September 24, 2007

football major

A degree that a lot of football players major that is a easy, in order to focus on their real reason for going to college, football.

You seriously majoring in sociology? Tha'ts a football major!

by superimmortalking July 11, 2009

football

the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
(fat guy jeff )hey wana watch the nfl supper bowl

(smart kid david) no you twat it sucks ets watch soccer or are you going to call that retrded?)

the worst sport in america/the world nfl fudgeing sucks
foot ball is the worst trucking sport ever too many deatchs by brain colisons football a sport where is only male babbys screaming for the ball even though they cant catch kick or throw

by i am d@v!d April 23, 2021

finished footballer

A professional footballer from Argentina who moved to France to try and statpad in a farmers league but made himself a fool and never get nominated for player if the year

Woman 1,"Who is a finished footballer?"
Dumb man,"Cristiano Ronaldo."
Man with a brain,"This man is retarded,it can only be pessi"

by Mbappe lotin October 6, 2022

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014