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California Flu

I heard Derrick has the California Flu...
Yeah, he's a goner.
by the eyeball May 15, 2017
mugGet the California Flumug.

Greek flu

A lesser seen, more severe variant of the common flu that is native to Northern America. It is suspected to be transferred from unprotected gyro to gyro interaction, however scientists must conduct more research on this topic to be certain.
Poor Georgie came down with the Greek flu , probably got it from Chris
by Hartw3ll22 February 9, 2018
mugGet the Greek flumug.

Flu Rape

The act of willingly infecting your friend with an illness because they made fun of you for being sick.
Chris: "Stop being such a little bitch and go out. I remember my first cold."

Mark: "We'll see how much of a bitch I am once I infect you. I'll wait til you're wasted and share a drink with you."

Chris: "That sounds rapey."

Mark: "It is, it's flu rape."
by The Schwerper December 22, 2017
mugGet the Flu Rapemug.

bitch flu

When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.
Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again

Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”
by RCPMNM June 23, 2018
mugGet the bitch flumug.

The Pussy Flu

noun
-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )

- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”
“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”
by Koloda September 16, 2019
mugGet the The Pussy Flumug.

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.
Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022
mugGet the flu battermug.

tasca flu

A virus spread throughout an office by an individual named tasca
Tasca flu is sweeping through the office
by Non-Authoritative-Answer September 4, 2019
mugGet the tasca flumug.

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