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Falcon Punch

While railing a chick from behind, conspicuoulsy wrap your hand in a cloth pre-doused with a flammable liquid of your choice. Light the cloth on fire and then pull out like your ready to give her your load. As she turns around, get down on one knee and shout "Falcon Puuunch" and proceed to punch her in the face with your hand on fire.
Joe - "So why did the fire department come to your house last night?"
Steve - "I accidentally caught the drapes on fire giving my wife the falcon punch"
by Jondace Johns February 26, 2009
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Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).
Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.
by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010
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Falcon Scope

The action of simultaneously doing a 720, a dropshot, and qWiiiCk sCo0p3, so quickly that it all occurs within half a nanosecond and may very well end time, as prophesized by Ben Franklin.
This maneuver truly makes Captain Falcon proud!
sB Khalifa: "Yo kid! Why can't I get on Xbox Live and get slapped some more?!"

Scyther: "Well . . . I heard that there's this LuhGiiiT lVlLG Pr0, Swizzle Bros, and he falcon scoped some bk scrandie, utterly destroying Xbox Live all together."

Swizzle Bros: "U mad bro?"
by LuhGiiiT x Hitlol July 5, 2011
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Falcon Teabag

When you Tea bag someone so hard that they bounce off the ground and into your nuts a 2nd time without you trying.
Holy shit Kay, John.. did not know a falcon teabag could be done I proved him wrong >:)
by the2ndbuddha May 29, 2011
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Falcon 9

A rocket. It carried bob and Doug on dragon to the iss. The first people to launch from America, soil since the retirement of the space shuttle
Comm: falcon 9, list off!
by AlvinBalvin321 May 31, 2020
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fraud falcon

One of the most craptastic cars in the universe. Supposed to be "competition" for the Holden Commodore, but can't hope to be anywhere near as good as the trusty ol' Commodore
Look at the bogans in that POS Falcon
by Someone Else March 21, 2005
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Maltese Falcon

A falcon from Malta
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021
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