An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.
my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.
by Jake S October 15, 2007
Get the online facial mug.- One of the hardest words to define, an almost meaningless word.
- Usually a government that can best be labeled a "bully" often with strong bonds between government and big corporations.
- Often used to describe the nature of the Nazi government in WW2 Germany, but can also be used to describe modern day United States of America.
- Usually a government that can best be labeled a "bully" often with strong bonds between government and big corporations.
- Often used to describe the nature of the Nazi government in WW2 Germany, but can also be used to describe modern day United States of America.
Person #1 : "America are the new facists now"
Person #2 : "Arn't all governments facist now?"
Person #1 : "Oh yeah"
Person #3 : "Facism was almost stamped out with the creation of the United States of America, and the subsequent World War 2, where we killed millions of facists, but then George Bush Jnr flushed the Constitution down the toilet..."
enter World War 3....
Person #2 : "Arn't all governments facist now?"
Person #1 : "Oh yeah"
Person #3 : "Facism was almost stamped out with the creation of the United States of America, and the subsequent World War 2, where we killed millions of facists, but then George Bush Jnr flushed the Constitution down the toilet..."
enter World War 3....
by Big Poppa Occer July 16, 2009
Get the Facism mug.A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007
Get the jexican cupcake facial mug.Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
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2. exclamation directed towards someone who acts like a schmuck or a nincompoop
2. exclamation directed towards someone who acts like a schmuck or a nincompoop
Chris: Damn that was a lot of shots.
Jerome: Yeah it was man, I'm feelin pretty good.
Boob: Yeah I'm feeling GREAT, WOOOOOOOOOO!!
Chris: Let's get goin, we're gonna be late. Hop In.
Jerome: Nice ride, you just get it cleaned??
Boob: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
Chris: FACCIAGUL!!!
Jerome: Yeah it was man, I'm feelin pretty good.
Boob: Yeah I'm feeling GREAT, WOOOOOOOOOO!!
Chris: Let's get goin, we're gonna be late. Hop In.
Jerome: Nice ride, you just get it cleaned??
Boob: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
Chris: FACCIAGUL!!!
by C Stizzle June 23, 2006
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The world is currently faciturn; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.
by Sunjama April 1, 2007
Get the faciturn mug.1. To facilitate a process toward the outcome you prefered to begin with.
2. To willfully guide a freethinking group through a negotiation that ends exactly where you planned it to end.
3. To get your way in a group that leaves the negotiation thinking you helped them get their desired outcome.
2. To willfully guide a freethinking group through a negotiation that ends exactly where you planned it to end.
3. To get your way in a group that leaves the negotiation thinking you helped them get their desired outcome.
1. "Let me help you do that, my way."
2. I wanted to go to Chipolte with my friends for some lunch. They wanted Chick-fil-a. I facipulated the situation by proposing we go on Sunday. With Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays, it was open season on Chipolte's beef burrito.
2. I wanted to go to Chipolte with my friends for some lunch. They wanted Chick-fil-a. I facipulated the situation by proposing we go on Sunday. With Chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays, it was open season on Chipolte's beef burrito.
by jv - 'bird of prey' May 4, 2011
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