by MattC1977 December 4, 2010
Get the Facebooked mug.The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.
Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!
Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!
Bob: *opens the facebook app*
Michelle: Get a life!
Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!
Bob: *opens the facebook app*
by t_lly July 3, 2014
Get the Facebook mug.1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
by akrasy December 18, 2012
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also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
Get the facebook mug.A social network used for poking and friending and on. To friend to play games, (deal or no deal, great game). A way to stalk and get creeped out by people and look at peoples belated profiles, awkward! Never friend someone you don't or it will get weird!!!
by MariahCarey'sfriendnamedBob April 13, 2012
Get the Facebook mug."Ashley has become such a Facebooker. I don't get why she thinks she needs to, she's already got enough attention as it is"
by Austin McCrebbing November 13, 2011
Get the Facebooker mug.To overtly, covertly, and/or coercively attempt to induce you to give your personal information to data miners and indirectly to stalkers, psychos and the secret police.
by Non Dehyo October 16, 2012
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