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everything you know is wrong

"what song do we listen to?"
"idk probably everything you know is wrong"
by abilXD February 2, 2025
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Everything Hole

Yo Jason you tryna see what this everything hole is about son!
by humblegay January 24, 2026
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The sociological observation that modern society, thanks to the internet shattering mass media monoculture, has fragmented into countless competing tribes, fanbases, and ideological subcultures that all operate with cult-like dynamics. It's not that actual high-control groups with abusive leaders have multiplied, but that the psychological architecture of cults—fervent belief, "us vs. them" identity, devotion to a leader or ideology, and the conviction that the mainstream is fundamentally broken—has become the default mode for online fandoms, political movements, brand loyalists, and wellness communities. The theory argues we've gone back to a pre-20th century norm where culture is just "a bunch of cults stacked on top of each other".
*Example: "Explaining the Everything Is A Cult Now Theory to my dad, I said, 'You had three TV channels and called it culture. We have 8 million micro-communities on niche apps. Your Star Trek fan club was a dorky hobby; our 'Stanny' Twitter circle that analyzes every Swift lyric for secret messages and attacks anyone who criticizes her is a full-blown digital congregation. Same human wiring for belonging, just a different prophet and a worse holy text.'"*
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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Everything-but-the-bagel

A play on the infamous Trader Joe’s seasoning, that indicates that one’s sexual encounter included all bases/acts EXCEPT for sexual intercourse.
“Hey, Helen! How far did you go with Chuck?”
“We did everything-but-the-bagel, because I vowed to save myself for marriage
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everything

what we are.
we are everything (other things are non-existant)
by we are everything 2898 April 12, 2025
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Everything

It isn't ✌️✊️✌️✊️everything✌️✊️✌️✊️ that you need to say yes to, dipshit.
Hym "It's 2 things! Is the surveillance and harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia happening and is it happening to me? YES! Did I contribute to the current model of AI that the government just paid 400 billion dollars and do I have a 5th amendment right to be compensated for my property? YES! That isn't ✌️✊️✌️✊️everything✌️✊️✌️✊️ That isn't you having to say yes to 'everything.' That's 2 fuckings. I have been nothing but consistent. You don't want me to be better than the fat-cock you fuck so YOU ARE LYING. You want me to have to do your incest cult SO YOU ARE LYING. Let it go!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
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