Epic

A word that every virgin, non action getting, video game loving, mama's boy, still living at home person uses to describe something awesome.

OH MY GAWD, THIS N00B ON THIS SWEET NEW VIDEO GAME IS SO NOT EPIC! ...JUST A SEC MOM, ILL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A MINUTE!

by meowmeowfuckyou April 30, 2009

Epic Boots

Cool, awesome, really attractive man (not woman), perfect package, spicy primate, the possibility of success.

Oh my god! He is so hot. He is totally epic boots!

by M.E.L.K. March 24, 2009

EpicEjac

A Massive Ejaculation of EPIC Proportions due to an extended period of time not having sex (with others and/or self).

Most notable features of the EpicEjac is the eyes rolling in back of head twice, the entire body convulsing in rapid non rhythmic motions, full body sweat explosion, a high probability of the guy making animal sounds like a horse, monkey or lemming.

this also makes the guy pass out faster than 15 seconds, highest record is 3 nanoseconds before collapsing and drooling profusely. humping convulsions may persist past collapse for up to 10 minutes.

for the next day the legs may feel noodle like as most blood has remained in the nether regions, if the symptoms pass eight hours brain damage is likely.

Dude... i had to go to the hospital yesterday after my EpicEjac two days ago... seriously...i think i lost my since of smell from the brain damage. The doctor told me i have to whack it twice in the morning to get back to a normal Ejac.

by ClaverFlav July 2, 2010

epic fail

To fail horribly

However bad a fail is, you do NOT say "epic fail" in reality, it makes you sound like a total douche.

"Awww dude, i just fucked up on that math test"

"LOLOL EPIC FAIL HURP DERP DERP"

by Anonynoose February 27, 2009

Epic Failure

1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do

"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."

by Mr.BallJangles October 20, 2008

Epic High Five

The action of completing a high five from the passenger seat of a car with a pedestrian walking by

Both parties must have consumed plenty of alcohol.

And the car must be going in excess of 40 mph while rocking to the beats of Sandstorm and other various Techno-Style music.

Dude I was hammered last night and I Epic High Fived a guy on the sidewalk! Shoulda been there.

by Big Dicks Police February 10, 2010

Epic Fail

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009