Drinking Strategy

A pre-planned outline of which beverages will be consumed at what times throughout the day, to be followed in order to avoid potential embarrassment/arrest caused by over-drunkenness.

I need to devise a drinking strategy for my corporate offsite so that I don't get my third strike.

by D4nim4l July 21, 2011

Drinking coke

Not smelling coke. The sugary, often carbonated soft drink that is favoured as a mixer by recreating individuals.

Get us a double rum and drinking coke please mate.

by CaliDanny September 28, 2019

“Lauren” Drink

The mixture of half Lemonade and half Sprite.

Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Tommy: Can I get a “Lauren” drink.

by Stacie J December 22, 2018

endurance drinking

Endurence drinking or Duration drinking is a slowed down version of getting really hammered, it is an all day process. It is the marathon version of partying. Instead of slamming a couple of beer pitchers while watching a sports game you drink the entire day and the entire night. It's often practiced by alcoholics or by college kids on summer vacation.

Bro1 .bro we've each smashed an 18 pack and a 12 pack.
bro2 .Bro we got started at 10 am what did you expect ?

Bro1. Man we were endurance drinking all day

by anonanalballs June 5, 2015

drink-sodden

adjective describing copious alcohol usage.

You are a drink-sodden maniac.

by SamJ1 August 5, 2007

Forced drinking

Its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. A large man (like a Porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full glass (usually red wine) between your lips. He then tips the glass at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options - drink or be wet.

Porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a glass of wine?
Man: no thanks Porridgeotemus, I'm driving tonight
Porridgeotemus: TAKE THAT TAKE THAT TAKE THAT
Man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, I hate forced drinking

by bigfras December 10, 2013

Twink Drink

Shitty douching water. As we all know, twink are submissive bottoms, and they need to douche before anal sex so they wont shit in bed. After the water sits in their rectum and mixes with shit, it becomes stanky and cloudy. That creates the twink drink.

- Are you ready to get your ass destroyed? i saw the Twink Drink in the toilet
- Oh dont mind that daddy
- I took a straw and tried it, tastes earthy😍

by Björk’s queef August 30, 2023