Dolphinism

Like racism but against dolphins.

Police officer: are you a Dolphinist?do you support Police officer: are you a dolphinist?do you support dolphinism?

Nemo: yes, why?

Police Officer: I’m arresting you on account of dolphinism, you do not have to say anything but anything you do say will be given in evidence when you later rely on in court.

LOVE THE DOLPHINS!! <3 ?

by Jescaaaxo August 27, 2011

Tree Dolphin

A mysterious creature that lives in trees.It feeds off the facial hair of humans.No one has ever seen a Tree Dolphin.They are most closely rumored to live in the Redwood Forest

I was just attacked by a Tree Dolphin

by H.B. Jones November 18, 2011

Dolphin

Another slang for ecstasy pills.

Friend 1: Hey you wanna go dolphin riding?

Friend 2: Ahh I can't I need to sleep tonight, because I have work in the morning.

by Raverkidhehe April 9, 2013

dunking the dolphin

drilling a hole in a girls spine and having sex with the hole. often times, this is a segway into necrophilia. Also, using the blood as lube is a common event. The hole resembles a dolphin's blowhole and the act of fucking it "the dunking".

Chris: Dude I was totally dunking the dolphin with Becky and Laura last night.

Alex: Dude, what happened?

Chris: Becky's dead and Laura should be!

Alex: LMAO!!

by D'shiznit February 1, 2009

butt dolphin

A vibrator with pulsating and dolphin-like swimming action, includes an anal exploring light. Is commonly shaped like a dolphin. Widely used by people all across the country.

Wyatt was stimulating himself with his butt dolphin.

by Shag Me 2 Dope November 28, 2007

Dolphining

When one receives oral pleasures so great that they begin to spasm and thrust their upper body and legs in tandem like that of a dolphin in the seas.

Bobby got the sickest bj and started dolphining like a madman.

by Big C Money Shot December 26, 2017

blow up dolphin

like a sex doll except a dolphin. Even has a blow hole.

wow im going to go home and screw my blow up dolphin

by Creepster909 August 27, 2009