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Dockers cowboy

A male victim of business casual. Dockers cowboy most often pairs the pants that are the eponym of his species with plaid collared shirts, often of the short sleeved variety. While frequently an engineer, Dockers cowboy may also be a public accountant or a retail store manager. Dockers cowboy's immunity to fashion sense is an extreme, if unwitting, expression of heterosexuality.
Jane, why don't you ask Dockers cowboy what see-or-die activity involving a ball he will be watching on his large-screen television this weekend?
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anal docking 

Like scissoring, but using buttholes.
Often loose buttholes.
'man last night was wild, I lost my balance and we started anal docking, thought it would be weird but we totally ran with it'
anal docking by Ranchdog September 26, 2015

fart docking 

When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.
“Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”
fart docking by Mcht91 September 23, 2017

dry docking

the act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other.
don't look! those nukes are dry docking!
dry docking by diserra July 14, 2009
1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.
"That dude is sick, he smokes dockers."
Docker by Tom September 30, 2003
The act of docking is when one male stretches the foreskin of his penis over another mans penis. Docking will result in a more satisfactory orgasm if one or both men ejaculate a bit during or before the act. Too much semen will make it more awkward to move around inside the mans foreskin.
"So johnny, we're going to be docking tonight, right?"
docking by Dockings245 March 5, 2009