dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

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destroy third party instigators

using organized precise measures to destroy third party instigators and not letting them know any ways how they will be destroyed.

Mr or Mrs government please destroy third party instigators, they are tearing our country apart.

by LoBlack901 December 04, 2018

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destroying that monkey

Vigorously masterbaiting until it hurts so bad that you get friction burns on your scrotum

“Dude… I was just destroying that monkey… it hurts so much..”

“We’re taking you to therapy”

by jaihr August 10, 2023

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poop destroyer

Evil takes form During the deepest trails of hell. Eventually one seeks redemption and looks For revenge. After Redemption is met The victims Endless Death is upon oneself. watch out.

;)

1222: i farted
1997373: prob just the poop destroyer

1222: oh, eat my cock?

by fartness lockness July 02, 2022

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