Chasm Spasm

An involuntary twitch or shudder of the butt cheeks.

Man every time I touch fake fur it gives me the worst chasm spasm

by Chunkmastarr January 15, 2026

e-casm

On-line or computer based sarcasm such as in forums. Often hard to detect and can be taken literally by other members

Post A "check out my new ....."
Post B "Yeah that is really cool. Next time I have some cash I am going to get one of those!"
Post C "Is that e-casm or are you being serious?"

by Detroit$$$ December 9, 2008

too cramer

A statement so astoundingly devoid of intelligence, so revved down to the lowest level of imbecility, so devoid of substance or logic, that it justifies coining a new verb, "too cramer", to designate this utter extreme of, hopeless,
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.

If you believe that every bad thing in the world happens because of jews, you are too cramer.

by Ben H. Cramer March 26, 2008

drake cramer

a joke of all jokes; unworthy of capitalization and social acceptance - an alcoholic

Wow, he's such a drake cramer." "Whoa, you don't need to be so mean.

by drake.cramer October 10, 2010

Face Cram

To post on someone's Facebook Wall repetitively. Almost like spam but more tasteful.

Emma: Thanks for face cramming my Wall yesterday. I got five notifications all from you.

Sydney: Oh, you're welcome.
Evan: Why didn't you face cram my Wall then? I enjoy the spam.

by Wotcha Rosay November 10, 2010

neck-cram

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.

After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.

by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013

rebecca cramer

She is very smart and very lovely, she laughs alot and is very arty. She always tries to do better for people, especially ones younger than her! She is a great role model and usually very stubborn! Any man would be happy to have her!

"She's so kind and understanding!"
I looked right back at her with a know-it-all look on my face,
"Well of course she is! It's Rebecca Cramer!"

by Baby Rebecca Cramer September 26, 2014