Definitions by ZoBirdie

Penis palpater

A young girl who spends too much time on the penis area during an exam

Damn, am I the penis palpater?

Akin to bellybutton lint but in the neck. Food and other debris that gets stuck between the rolls under the neck of an overweight person or baby.

After dinner, my toddler was full of neck-cram.
You must be sure to clean out your neck-cram to avoid smelling.

neck-cram by ZoBirdie August 27, 2013