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cracklings

noun. In Ukraine, a popular garnish on local dishes which consists of pieces of pig large intestines, deep-fried until crispy and indistinguishable. Usually takes on the colour of whatever else you're eating, resulting in one not noticing them until it's too late.
person one: Are you feeling okay?
person two: I think the cracklings got me again.
by awhiterabbit August 1, 2010
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crane camping

What faggot ass noob cops do on a San An multiplayer (SA:MP)cops and robber server. noncops can sell certain cars for money at a red checkpoint by the crane, cops sit there all fucking day and dish out tickets to the noncop players. crane camping cops are the scum of SA:MP. I mean really, how much god damn fun can it be sitting around at a fucking checkpoint typing /tk and gaining a point.

Sometimes, there is a bank robbery, all the cops spring into action and do abso-fucking-lutely nothing and players with money in the bank lose some of it.
dipshit cop: DUR IM TKING PEOPLE LOL I ROX MY POINTS R SO HIGH I GOT LEVEL 5 AND I GOT 2500 BUCKS LOL CRANE CAMPING PWNS.

noncop: you know if you stop a bank robber you get takedown ($2,000) and also a bonus of 10 grand. how bout not being a stupid cunt and do your motherfucking job.

dipshit cop: HEY SCREW U NOOB I EM ENFORCING THE LAWS

noncop: sure if this was real life, but this isn't, now enjoy my shotgun shells as they enter into your back and kill you.

dipshit cop: DM DM DEATHMATCHING NOOB

noncop: stfu you stupid Kibax, you got pwnt.
by policejihad January 20, 2008
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Harold Camping

Where you tell everyone you're going on a really awesome camping trip that never happens.
Dude! How was Bonnarroo?" "Got arrested on the way down, ended up just Harold Camping.
by drunkmelgibson September 23, 2011
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camplin

a british whore who love to suck
i found a camplin last night and she rocked at sucking my cock.
by brian Dobbs May 2, 2007
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camping

A time in which one does not shit for an extended period of time, such as two or more days. Because we all know one thing that does not happen while actually camping in nature, and this action is shitting.
Chad: I went camping all weekend.
Helen: Oh, i absolutely hate when i have to go camping.
Chad: Yeah, not crapping for a while sucks.
Helen: I agree.
by Clyfford September 13, 2007
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urban camping

1. To camp in front of a building in an urban area. Usually to get tickets to a concert or new movie.

2. To do the above just to annoy someone.
1. I had to go urban camping to get into that Hilary Duff concert.

2. I went urban camping in front of the K-Mart when they wouldn't let me return a opened CD-ROM.
by HDR February 4, 2004
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curb crawling

Generally, to drive slowly in a vehicle.
The band Marillion wrote in the song Blind Curve of album Misplaced Childhood:

I see convoys curb crawling west german autobahns
Trying to pick up a war
They're going to even the score
by ALAVOIE January 22, 2008
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