nigga cookies

Cheddar biscuits (preferably Red Lobster)

I'm getting endless shrimp, with endless nigga cookies!

by Sir Pres Sur March 27, 2016

Espresso cookie

A character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. He may be a cookie but DAMN he's fine asf!

P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.

P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...

P1: I know but still

ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!

by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021

cookie licking

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.

"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."

by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013

sugar cookie

Navy slang (specifically used by SEALs) to refer to an exercise (aka "evolution") whereby the trainee combines vigorous exercise on the beach with cold surf, alternating between running back and forth between the waves and dry sand, building up a coating of sand against the trainee's shivering skin, much like the superficial crust of sugar on a delicious sugar cookie.

Used more generally to indicate the trainee is about to suffer from cold and exhaustion.

BUDS Instructor: "Hit the surf! Give me some sugar cookies!"

BUDS Class (shivering): "Hooyah!"

by TheDoof January 27, 2017

okie cookie

When a group of guys sit around in a circle and jerk off onto a cookie... the last of which to "blow his load" must then eat the cookie

"Dude, I hate these Circle Jerks... I always have to eat the okie cookie!!"

by R7 March 5, 2009

dirt cookie

A cookie made of inland yellow plateau dirt from Haiti mixed with cooking oil, and is then left to dry on the sidewalk during a hot Haitian summer day.

Avg Value: 6 cents.
Location of sale: Streets of Hati/ 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084.

Sam Blake Anderson left his home house at 3600 Adams Rd Troy MI 48084 and went to Haiti and made a dirt cookie at which point he sold it for some dirt money.

by mr.scotty911 May 29, 2008

herb cookie

Hottest thing to ever exist

Omg have you seen herb cookie? He's so hot!!!!!! 1!1!2!!1!2!2!!1

by wankerluvr337 September 4, 2021