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Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.
My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.
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Computerist

When microcomputers were first marketed in the 1970's, corporate computer departments had all sorts of people with a lot of Titles. There were Computer Operators of course, and programmers, system analysts, tape librarians, etc. But with a Microcomputer in your home, you were everything! You were The Computerist.
Give me a call if you need help programming that, I'm a Consulting Computerist.
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Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
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Computer

A computer is device used for various things
Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer
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Computer

A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address
Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer

Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?
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ComputerChick Productions

A youtuber, content creator that does graphic design and video editing.
ComputerChick Productions all your graphic and streaming needs!
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You’re the biggest sexiest person with the biggest penis and when ever you say this you’re so cool
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