sage comment

CAN'T AIM FOR HEAD ONLY BELOW THE BELT

SAGE COMMENT IS SOMEONE THAT IS GAY AND CANT AIM FOR HEADS ONLY BELOW THE BELT FOR PEOPLES MEAT

by GREATMATHTEACHER July 29, 2018

comment piece

something as an act, a write-up or a speech that invites much comment.

Your speech is a comment piece.

by uttam maharjan May 3, 2012

24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.

Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.

by satire1 August 18, 2024

No Comment

Oli has a 1.1 inch penis

'oli has a small penis, no comment'

by Chelseafan123 March 10, 2023

Redundant Commenting

Commenting on something else that someone is commenting on or complaining about someone else complaining abotu something.

Redundant Commenting is Redundant

by MM132 January 25, 2013

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022