Name for visable STDs on a woman's vagina. Derived from the English words Clit and Blisters, Clisters.
by GrizzlyBearski August 26, 2009
Get the Clisters mug.A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 5, 2010
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We all know about clusterfuck - when situations are ridiculously tangled. Clusterfarce adds the element of low comedy, satire and idiocy.
The handling of the US debt crisis by Congress and the President in the summer of 2011 was a clusterfarce.
by sarcaustic wordmaker August 5, 2011
Get the clusterfarce mug.A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners October 21, 2012
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May also be used as sarcasm in place of clusterfuck.
May also be used as sarcasm in place of clusterfuck.
The all-expense-paid trip to Disney World was a clusterfun. Everything went great!
Getting a flat tire, being late for work, and then getting fired was sure a real clusterfun.
Getting a flat tire, being late for work, and then getting fired was sure a real clusterfun.
by She's-just-too-much October 18, 2013
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The fear of clusterfucks. A phobia that is triggered when decisions are made by an incompetent group or individual.
Adj. Clusterphobic
The fear of clusterfucks. A phobia that is triggered when decisions are made by an incompetent group or individual.
Adj. Clusterphobic
I suffer from clusterphobia just thinking about government officials attempting any type of policy and/or decision making activity.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are known to trigger clusterphobic reactions in their audiences when they speak.
Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid are known to trigger clusterphobic reactions in their audiences when they speak.
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