Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

Nigga O'Clock

Time when black people act like niggas. Usually triggered sighting of police or drugs. Can be associated with black rage and Nigga time.

Connor: Man, what happened to you?
Jerome: I was hanging with Jamal, right, and I didn't realize it was Nigga o'clock, so when I said something about his mama, he pulled out his gat, pistol whipped me, and jacked my wallet!

by JOOW December 29, 2009

2 o'clock scramble

The act of trying to pair up with someone quickly at the end of a bar / club night, especially when drunk. Kind of like sexual musical chairs. Also known as a 1:59er.

Kelley: What happened to Camilla last night? I thought she was going with us to the Waffle House?

Jamison: Nah, she got picked up in the 2 o'clock scramble by that guy she was dancing with all night.

Kelley: Eeew! The balding one?

Jamison: Yep! I bet she won't be happy when she wakes up next to him!!!!

by tryingtogetleid April 14, 2009

2 o'clock brunch rush

(n.) the wave of hung over college kids that comes into the cafeteria for brunch around 2pm; typically occurs on Saturday and Sunday.

Guy 1- "Dude, you were so wasted last night."
Guy 2- "I know, I need to eat!"
Guy 1- "Well, you'll be smack dab in the middle of the 2 o'clock brunch rush if you go now."

by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011

Hooker Alarm Clock

This is when you give a hooker, who stays the night, an extra amount of money to wake you up with oral sex. Most typically used in Las Vegas.

"Man, ever since I've been using that Hooker Alarm Clock; I've been waking up very refreshed."

by Milk D August 9, 2008

12-o-clock

A wheely that stands straight up and down.

Damn, that motherfucker just kicked a tight as 12-o-clock wheely. damnnnn that shit was tight!!!!

by Benny Chains December 18, 2004

5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work

Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.

by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011