choadenitus

the condition of having a choad.

dude: hurry up and keep jerking!
chick: i cant get a good grip!
dude: i told you i have choadenitus!

by im-not-real August 29, 2010

Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

by Manny1223 October 13, 2010

Chowdy

A nick name for boys named Cody

friend: "oh hey Chowdy!"
Cody:"..."

by Sexy Lexi Lou Who June 28, 2011

Choadmuffin

Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.

Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!

by SirOlmec March 6, 2012

choadgargler

person who sucks short, fat penises

Hey, choadgargler, how's the dicksucking business

by Zoombah February 24, 2014

choadwrinkle

When age defiined choad wrinkles are counted , they can be used to accurately determine the age of the specimen in relation to his stress levels. Similar to the rings found on the trunks of many trees. A wrinkle that commonly appears on the "choad" region of the male body. The choad is a small area of skin between the anus and scrotum or between the vagina and anus. This area is also referred to as a "taint." Example given : "Taint your balls!", "Taint your asshole!" , TIS YOUR TAINT!

I know she was 18!! I counted her choadwrinkle twice!

by AnonymousTexasUser August 7, 2015

Choad

An Asian with a very small penis.

Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad

by Pu-tang_Slayer August 4, 2016