Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

ceratology

the study of horns of animals.

I am not interested in ceratology.

by uttam maharjan May 31, 2010

cerial sneeze

When u first wake up in the morning and start on a bowl of cerial decide u need to sneeze and boom cerial/snot bits every where

while eatin frosty flakes and aaachoooo cerial sneeze

by Cass :) June 20, 2011

Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

Cert

Irish slang
Short for certainly

"You going out tonight"
"Cert lad"

by Paudy June 12, 2019

certa

A Certa is a girl who is thicccc asf she is a boy magnet she gets asked out a lot but she can’t find a boyfriend she also has the same name as a mattress most of her guy friends have feelings for her but won’t say it but she has a bubbly personality and she is a great friend you don’t want to lose once you are apart from her for more then a day you will miss her a lot but she is loyal and loving.

Dang I want my name to be Certa.

by Burntchickennuggets November 10, 2019