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Bumping Nelsons

When one gentleman greets another by gently and accurately touching the heads of their penises together. An uncircumcised man must pull back his foreskin to accomplish the greeting correctly.

Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and Bumped Nelsons when they re-antiquated after many years.

Not to be confused with crossing swards or playing swards
Bryant gave Dave a hearty hand shake and they were Bumping Nelsons after they were reacquainted after many years.
by The Real Berman July 9, 2011
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Carpet Bumming

A homosexual male's attempt to chat up every guy in the club to greatly increase the chance of some action.
Quentin: Hey Jared did you get any action last night?

Jared: Of course. I went Carpet Bumming at the pink palace and managed to score within 5 minutes.
by Jimbo J December 7, 2007
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Frame Bumping

A descriptive word for sex. This is best used in situations where there might be a small child around.
Man one (who has a small child with him)- "So man, what did you and my sister do last night?"

Man 2- "Oh, you know, we just did a little frame bumping."
by sadasha April 7, 2010
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what about bumpin'

A greeting cultivated originally by a New Jersey FFA (Future Farmer's Of America) chapter; used by people on the street to identify friends or to intimidate geeks/losers/etc. Is answered with a chorus of "yeah, yeah!"
Cool Guy: "What about bumpin'?"

Random Person: "Um..."

Cool Guy: "What about bumpin'?"

Cool Person: "Yeah, yeah!"
by Dan Kisielewski October 14, 2006
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bumpin

when someone's talking shit and running their mouth; trying to start shit with no game; all talk
Quit bumpin yo dick sucks
by Vanna April 14, 2005
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Bumping Purses

Rachel & Jenny are totally bumping purses.
by DisasterWeenie June 15, 2017
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Bumgina

A bumgina happens when a dude with a big ass dick like lex the impaler steele tears the hoe's asshole into her vagina. hence the joining of the words bum and vagina
fuckin hoe was bleeding on the sheets when i tore her a bumgina nigga
by lextheimpaler January 22, 2011
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