birthday cake sprinkles

The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.

Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.

by quirky me July 31, 2010

Birthday rocks

(n) The act of punching a person in the base of the arm on their birthday, depending on their age. (ex. punch a 16 year old in the arm 17 times, 16 for age, one for good luck.)

(v) Punching a person in their arm on their birthday according to their age.

John: Hey Brad, happy birthday!
Brad: Thanks John! Uh, what are you-
John: Birthday rocks!
** John punches Brad in the arm 22 times.
Brad: Agh! Hey! I'm 21!
John: 1 for good luck!

by richardtheIII April 24, 2011

birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

birthday boned

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

by Clementilly December 24, 2013

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

birthdayhole

When someone has you do things for them on their birthday.

Johnny: "Tomorrow is my birthday, where are you taking me to eat?"

Dave: "With that attitude, you'll get the dollar menu! Birthdayhole!"

by RealEyeBrows July 21, 2016

Birthday Bust

On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.

Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"

Jerry: "only 4 times."

by JackTheKiller6 November 5, 2017