Beans bro beans

A way to insult your friends by making fun of what they stand for, when that exact thing comes up while you both are there.

Sid: *supports ronaldo*
*a CR7 TV ad comes up*
Mackenzie: Hahaha beans bro beans 🫘

by kjalleph August 13, 2023

Ten Beans

adjective, 1. high-grade. 2. the number of seeds of the Cacao tree (cocoa beans) you would pay for a nice looking whore one thousand years ago. Actually, you could probably get a good deal for eight, but it doesn't have the same ring to it.

Dude, that chick is totally Ten Beans.

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd August 27, 2005

scrotal beans

One's testicles found in the male body; Just below the penile area.

Yo man, my scrotal beans are so itchy and bloody

by Brett smells so does Matt Tomo ad Brendan April 21, 2006

Cooly Beans

An expression meaning that everything's fine and alright. Often used as a way to show approval of something.

Person: We're going to the movies.
Person#2: Cooly Beans

by falsestart October 4, 2009

Real Beans

To be so real it's out of this world!

Mike: JT you blow.

JT: Real Beans

by mikelito24 June 17, 2012

he-beans

A scholastically colorful reference of man's testicles.

Check out his he-beans popping out of his shorts!

by BloodCode November 24, 2016

talking beans

When someone is talking rubbish and is not telling the truth

"I swear I hit on her bro!"
"Nah bro, you're talking beans!"

by ch.hopp28 January 7, 2017