Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

Jelly Beaner

A female boner.

Gave that girl such a jelly beaner.

by kodsemel February 2, 2015

beanerish

To not know of a word.

Not knowing a word or mean of it.

He/she was being every beanerish at school to day.

by Frace August 14, 2006

Beaner

some one who eats a lot of beans

some one from mexico

i consider myself a beaner, only because im proud to say from were i came from...

its like a black people call each other niggers... but only this time a mexican calls them self a beaner...

*note* just consider this word like nigger. you'll know when its alright to say it or not

by licha November 26, 2006

beaner

A degrading word such as nigger, cracker etc
beaners are hard-working mexicans that earn their money legit
some say that they eat beans
other say the word was made up by
Houston-native/rapper
SPM

man that beaner is working hard

by t-weezy December 19, 2006

beanerschnitzel

Me! tu eres un cavron, peter pan's nephew! guttenburger!

Hey esse this fucking blows homy. Mi madre is un Mexicana, Jah? and Mi Papa is Deusthe! guttenheim! puto! Berlin Wall! Mexico! how dare you insult mi familia!

by I/m Gangsta December 24, 2003

beaners

It means hello, goodbye, or all right, most commonly mistakened to mean a person from Mexico.

Flo : Ok I have to go!
Melissa : Ok Beaners!
Flo : Beaners! = P
Flo : *leaves*

by Lilly December 16, 2003