battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!
by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
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The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.
I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.
by Willie Fhisther July 08, 2011
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Battle Punch

Any liquor (mainly gin) mixed with either kool-aid, pink lemonade, or lemonade which is consumed while playing Mario Party.
Last night me and my brothers drank some battle punch.
by AfromanTJ November 22, 2009
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Battle catster

Someone who plays battle cats to much
by flerpw7 May 20, 2022
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Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by Powermad80 January 28, 2012
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hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime
Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed
by Xxann October 16, 2014
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Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.
Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.
by Stickyicky42 January 12, 2021
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