S.S. BathroomSink

Battleship of Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser crashed the S.S. BathroomSink into Litterbox Island.

by Tink January 24, 2005

bathroom selfie

When a man in a monogamous relationship has to masturbate alone in a bathroom at home.

My wife was too tired last night so I just gave myself a bathroom selfie and went to sleep.

by CertainlyNotRummy November 16, 2012

bathroom pudding

Shit that is halfway in consistency between diarrhea and jello.

"Man after that Taco Bell yesterday I shit out some serious bathroom pudding."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

Bathroom

A place where You relax your anal cavity and poop comes out.

Bob: where are you going

Smith: the bathroom

Bob: why

Smith: because my anal cavity is getting uuuugggeee

by Wetwow April 11, 2019

twentieth century bathroom

A public restroom missing so much as ONE of these 21st century features:
1. Infrared automatic faucets that stay on as long as you are moving your hands
2. Automatic hand dryer and/or automatic paper towels
3. Self flushing toilet/urinal
4. Automatic soap

Don't go in that McDonalds down the street if you have 7 year diarrhea, they only have a twentieth century bathroom.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 1, 2008

Bathroom Magic

When in a bind and are at a loss for a quick explanation you perform a little "bathroom magic". i.e. a polite reference to pulling an answer out of your butt.

When John asked where I had been last night I had to perform a little bathroom magic.

by MizD July 18, 2009

bathroom stalling

the act of two best friends giving head to two different guys at the same time in rooms right next to each other resulting in both guys simultaneously moaning out the best friends names.

they were totally bathroom stalling it, you could hear the dudes moaning their names.

by that's what that means June 24, 2018