Bamferson

A bro with the last name of Anderson, who is a Bad Ass Mother Fucker, he clearly gives zero and a quarter fucks, this man can drink liquor like it is water and is not afraid to tell a girl to her face if she is only a 6.

The term "bamferson" was coined in Rochester Minnesnowta, by the wildest kids ever known to town, the OH NINERS

Bro #1 "What up Bamferson!?"

Bamferson: "not much bro, did you see that bitty? she was like a eight or nine, I didnt even know they still made those"

Bro #2: "come on bros lets go kill some stones, and get hamsauced"

by the BAMFERSON August 22, 2011

meet the barkers

a wonderous show featuring travis barker, of the broken up band, blink 182, and currently a member of the transplants, and his wife shanna, an actress, and a playmate. its a reality show showing the life of the happy couple. you often see travis with no shirt and shanna taking care of their kids. its really good. end of story. no dought. kbye.

MEET THE BARKERs MOMENT
shanna (one who spends about 70% of her life sleeping): i love sunrise. its my favorite time of day
travis: HAHAHAHAHAHA. SUNRISE?!
shanna: im serious!
travis: youre always sleeping, honey. HAHAHAHHAA.
shanna: TRAVIS!

by jaqulin April 30, 2006

Travis Barker

A talented drummer for various bands such as The Aquabats, Blink-182, Box Car Racer, +44, and various other composing artists. Travis also created the popular clothing brand Famous Stars and Straps. Travis Barker recently rejoined Blink-182 as announced at the Grammys 09' due to a plane crash after a five year haitus.

Travis Barker is the envy of many drummers as well as an idol.

by KyleOudman February 24, 2009

Travis Barker

drummer for blink-182. former bands include: boxcar racer, +44, The aquabats, and transplants. Amazing punk drummer. One of the best punk drummers today; one of the best ever.

That guy with tattoos all over his fucking body drumming in mid air is Travis Barker the 1st!!

by Little_Drummer_Boy11 October 6, 2009

Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

by Craig Gunderson July 15, 2010

berfer

a punch in the rear end.

when in a fight you can say to your enemy:

"you better watch it because i'm gonna give you a berfer!"

by amanda antilla September 3, 2005

Barber Shop

The way a female is dressed....looking good,sexy,fly,hot etc. A bad bitch/Diva
-If you were to walk into a barbershop full of men and they all are tryna holla. MISSION ACcOMpLISHED!
-If they jus look and continue doin wutever they were doin...STEP UR GAME UP!

#1 Female walks into Barber Shop to pick up her son& pay barber
Random man-Wooo sexy!.Cum here,let me tlk to ya babey!
Random Man#2-Let me pay some uh dem bills
Random man#3-Say girl...let me hollatcha!!


At the house gettin ready for the party..one of ur homegirls call askin what u wearin.
You respond.
*Giirl I'm BarberShop tonight...
...Well shit me too bitch u not bout to have me looking hulled while u fly as hell!At first I was bout to throw on some jeans & go...Hell naw now lol

by Iloveit89 April 15, 2009