When your barber cuts all your hair off and try to leave a little on so ya boys wont fire that ass up, but he doesnt know that they gone tax that ass anyway!
by Daaaaddyyyyy___ December 23, 2016
Get the Bald Fade mug.1) The last resort booty-call.
2) Something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.
2) Something you continue to drive on even though it could fail at any moment.
Guy A: "Yeah, I texted all my usual booty-calls but none of them replied. I'm going to have to resort to my bald tires."
Guy B: "What? There's like a 50% chance that's going to be a massive fail."
Guy A: "I'm desperate, man. I got no other choice."
Guy B: "What? There's like a 50% chance that's going to be a massive fail."
Guy A: "I'm desperate, man. I got no other choice."
by Mamolee April 9, 2017
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Get the baldi basics plus mug.A haircut imitating the one Miley Cyrus sports in the "Wrecking Ball" video, letting the outside world know that you are a target for their ridicule.
No one ever says anything about my haircuts, so I'm going to do something drastic to show them all. I'm thinking of going Wrecking Bald. i.e. Rihanna
by Poormtnbkr February 5, 2014
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Get the four bald brothers mug.Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.
by Bopsy2410 February 24, 2015
Get the Bald Eagle mug.1. (n.) An awkward bald man that works in a school building. Paces slowly around an open area until he stumbles upon two teenagers in a relationship. Tends to have knees bent backwards like a bird, and a head so shiny, diamonds are jealous. Generally has problems remembering names the moment the name is spoken to him. Do not let him touch you, or you will implode.
by Kuhbaybay65 January 20, 2009
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