barking pumpkin

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence

Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.

by Bruce R April 28, 2008

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

Banking Out

Cashing in the big checks to make some serious cash like Donald Trump.

I'm banking out tonight! HELL YEA!!!!!

by EG moneyy August 6, 2011

Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011

Booking

When you hook up with a girl in the most scholarly way possible, have her bent over doggy style and have an open book on her. That way you can study and smash

"Bro, last night Jonah walked in on me booking this girl"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"

by BIgBrownAndBeligerant February 8, 2017

booking

either searching with a purpose or with no purpose at all on Facebook

I was booking hard last night and found the hottest chick and you're friends with her. Who is she?

by el osito October 26, 2010

dogs are barking

Your feet fucking hurt, stink, and reek.

From the movie "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

"My dogs are barking" *Removes Shoes and Socks.

by Mitochondria2009 November 28, 2009