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Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.
Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver
by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016
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p balloon

the balloon power up from super {mario} world that pretty much started the {cringe} on {deviantart}
by swag cake June 13, 2018
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hot balloon

v. When a woman sits on a man's face and then farts.
I was totally eating Debbie out last night when she hot ballooned me.
by Dr. Pantzo April 12, 2008
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Moon Balloon

Sara took her mischief to a new level while on her period and moon ballooned the whole bar.
by Scrvydarg March 26, 2021
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the balloon trick

When someone blows as hard as they can into ones asshole and make their large intestine inflate like a balloon🎈
The balloon trick is a very nice way to eat ass and get hpv
by Jahnique Guthrie June 2, 2017
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Water balloon

When somebody slides their asshole over the tub faucet and cranks the hot water up to max wow letting their large intestine blood with boiling water. When they cannot hold anymore they then release the water onto their partner. It is usually accompanied by shit particles and screams.
I dropped a water balloon on Shelly last night. It ruined the bed.
by GamerGirlPee123 February 12, 2020
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balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head
Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.
by smartypants October 6, 2004
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