Jingle Balls

My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.

"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.

by classyguy271 December 23, 2010

balls deep

To fuck someone the full length of your penis until you hit with your balls

I was balls deep in sarah last night

by the master of the universe May 23, 2015

chest balls

boobies

Suck my chest balls.

by ibwt July 27, 2010

Musket Ball

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.

"Hey Craig", Jessica Said. "Will you musket ball this battery up my lubed asshole"?

by karfighting September 27, 2009

groin-ball

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.

Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.

by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010

Ball in Dirt

When the Vagina is completely closed with both cheeks tightly pressed together due to lack of penetration.

Hey, I bet post-breakdown Miley Cyrus is a ball in dirt

by Jilly Juices January 5, 2014

g-balled

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

by Djansson September 28, 2015