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Albert Artez

Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok
Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
by anonymous March 15, 2022
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Albert Breaker

X: u know who is the best?
Y: the best shit artist is for sure Albert Breaker.
by chupapi munyanyo! November 21, 2021
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acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
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Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
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Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow
Look,Albert,put on your bra!
by kidamogus October 6, 2021
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albert

If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.
His name is probably Albert, he screams so much.
by silililililili March 20, 2020
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Albert

The most popular ROBLOX YouTube star in 2021 so far.

Written by Maddie
ALBERT RELEASED A NEW VIDEO!!
by nawhea June 15, 2021
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