if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

In a bit dogshit

An impressive way of telling your friends and lovers goodbye. Everyone will be saying this priceless tag..

Boyfriend: you going out with jamal tonight.
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye

by Dean the douchewank August 5, 2014

Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky

Term perfect for every occassion, not offensive and will keep every one guessing what your talking about.

Derived from the more offensive phrase "Put your noodle in your poodle" from 18th century Asia. The more popular term now "Put a Little Doggy in ya Hanky" was first used in Melbourne Australia, however its origins are not clear.

Put a little doggy in ya hanky Mike you dirty dumbcunt

by Archie Biglips November 1, 2006

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

by nimphoboy May 17, 2006

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

Full Dogged a Prosto

The act of committing sexual intercourse with a prostitute.

Dustin: You ever Full Dogged a Prosto?
Guest: Nah man.

by GoodBrotherHoot August 6, 2016

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004