You're so Swiss! 

Someone who refuses to make a decision or takes a long time to make a decision. Derived from Switzerland's infamous stance on remaining neutral on almost everything, including wars and other hot topics.

Make up your mind about what movie to see! I'm sick of this battle about who cares less. You're so Swiss! Pick something!

You're so Swiss! by bluishtear August 6, 2010

You're joking me 

A phrase used in the place of "you're kidding me", with joking as the verb to denote the restricted vocabulary of the speaker.

"I got a condom stuck in my ear!"

"You're joking me!"

You're joking me by IbanezPlayer071 July 22, 2008

you’re cheeks 

Deprived from the saying “ima clap them cheeks”, which can be used to reference sexual intercourse and/or defeating beyond compare. This is most commonly used when someone sucks so frikkin terribly that an insult unparalleled to other must be used.

Mans: “You mise well pull up after school”.

Logical Human: “Bet, you’re cheeks, ima fold your ass”.

you’re cheeks by Lil’ Nut January 13, 2018

You're a Dumb 

when the person does something so stupid that you can use the word dumb as a noun.

Jordy: "so, what your ethnicity?"

Larry: "My great Grandparents Immigrated here from Germany"

Jordy "oh, so you're from Germany? That makes you Germanese, right?"

Larry "... You're a Dumb"

You're a Dumb by Ira Sex Ira 696969 November 3, 2009

you're not cool 

a useful phrase that comes in handy when some dumbass does something 'cool'.
but really. it's stupid.

you're not cool.
actually. you're about as cool as this definition.
that makes sense.

you're not cool by sammy____ September 13, 2006

you're pissed 

What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.

Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.

you're pissed by Brandon444 October 19, 2008

you're such a dick 

Its like when you're being a fucking jerk and shit and you call someone that cause they're like a dick, ya'know?

Dude, you're such a dick.

you're such a dick by chodes_knows October 21, 2015