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Your mom 

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers
mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina
Your mom by AliceSuperstarrr October 9, 2012

Your mom 

A type of joke about a persons mother
Your mom by Kaikaikai February 8, 2015

your mom 

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.
tell your mom i left my charger over there.
your mom by wwqq May 16, 2015

Your mom 

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.
Your mom by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

Your mom 

Your mom by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

your mom 

Something people that are not funny tend to say to try to be funny.
Billy - So what did you do last night?
Retard - YOUR MOM!!1 Xd lmao lmfao lol
your mom by Kryptick July 30, 2016