Why you crying? 

Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.

Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)

"Terrell, why you crying?" "I'm not, I've just got chilli in my eye".

Why you crying? by Mobbin' June 22, 2014

Why Don't We 

Why Don't We is a "man band" consisting 5 amazing boys, Zach Herron, Corbyn Besson, Jonah Marais, Daniel Seavey, and Jack Avery. They have released three new singles in 2018, all are bops; Trust Fund Baby, Hooked, and Talk!! They also have a book coming out and merch! They are amazing and there fans are called Limelights formed from the first verse in their first ever song Taking You "I need you in my life like Limelight." Go follow and stream them on everywhere (@whydontwemusic) ♡

Why Don't We- "Man Band!"

Why Don't We by wdwxusa August 6, 2018

Why the Fuck Not? 

When you're so thrilled or excited, your best friend suggests doing something ABSOLUTELY stupid, and you go along with it because...well...

Why the fuck not?

Why did you shoot fireworks off your yacht while on a bender? It's September.
Why the fuck not?

Why the Fuck Not? by DarthKieduss July 31, 2019

why do i exist? 

i have the answer but you have to pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks to get the answer

person 1; "why do i exist?"
person 2; "pay me 99999999999999 v-bucks and i'll tell you."

why do i exist? by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today 

Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.

You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.


"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.

The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007

why so blue panda bear? 

a phrase heard on a candy comercial, the Zoo Krew in costa mesa use it as a way of saying "whats wrong?"

andrew: why so blue panda bear? you look shitty.

Tuesday: "It's that time of the month"

andrew: "shitty"

why so blue panda bear? by simo June 17, 2006

why did the chicken cross the road? 

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?


Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004