Welding 

The act of using a welder

"Hey dude, I'm welding with this welder"

Welding by AugTheViking April 23, 2020

welding mask 

more severe than beer goggles. the holder of the welders mask is the person who hooks up with the most unattractive female after consuming mass quantities of alcohol

did you see the girl that jon hooked up with? damn he had the welding mask on last night

welding mask by nathn February 17, 2009

Weddington, NC 

A very wealthy town just outside of South Charlotte, about five minutes from the Mecklenburg County line. It is about 97% Rich, White people and another 3% rich minorities. Has the "village commons" shopping center which people who live here think is the shit. Has many expensive neighborhoods with big houses such as Highgate, Bromely, Skycroft, Areo Plantation, Lake Providence, Brookhaven, Providence Woods South, Hadley park and endless more. Local high school is Weddington High, which is full of preppy kids who think every other school other than theirs is ghetto. with kids who drive mercedes, bmw's, infiniti's and many other nice cars. Almost all the kids have North Faces and Uggs. The line for chick-fil-a is always like a mile long, and the Target parking lot is always packed. Take a drive through weddington and you'll see many nice cars and big houses.

Weddington kid 1: Who do we play tonight?
Weddington kid 2: Uhh Porter Ridge
Weddington kid 1: Ew.. I don't want to drive my BMW over there, it'll get stolen.
Weddington kid 2: I know, Thank god we live in weddington, NC

Weddington, NC by SomeKid1213 October 30, 2012

cushion-wedging 

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.

wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.

cushion-wedging by dave. The Man February 3, 2007

Weddin

A half-assed wedding. Whereas "wedding = proper ceremony + proper reception", a weddin will not have one or both of these. Also called "a family reunion".

Weddins are often trying to seem like chic, cost-effective weddings, but end up looking like the couple are cheap as hell and don't really give a shit about their wedding or their guests.

Examples:
Saying vows and signing the marriage license without an officiant

Getting a food truck instead of catering

Having your guests play frisbee and board games instead of dancing

Having your ceremony and reception in a Walmart parking lot

"Are you going to his weddin? I hear that he got a food truck, borrowed an old boom box and 3 CDs, and that the bride is wearing cutoffs."

Weddin by spinnerclotho June 11, 2018

dick welding 

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

dick welding by Lucas W. June 13, 2017

organic welding 

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.

organic welding by Grnspd July 20, 2017