shooting the walrus

To "shoot the walrus" is to jack off

I haven't released in a week, i really need to shoot the walrus.

by walrus December 5, 2003

The walrus

The walrus is a man of infinite knowledge. He has many friends and helps people with any problems with questions. He will do anything for anybody. He is an awesome person, a true champion of men.

You must talk to the walrus

by yoyoyotokyo September 3, 2011

Couch Walrus

A lazy son of a bitch who spends their entire day on the couch videogames, smoking weed and eating food while bathing in their own stench.

Yo, paul has played COD all fucking day and ate all the food what a couch walrus.

by jeevie November 15, 2011

Sloppy Walrus

When you are getting some head from your girl and you finish in between her two front teeth and her top lip. Then
you let your "special sauce" drip down from her front teeth giving the appearance of walrus tusks.

Boy: Dude she just gave me the best BJ last night and she finished it up with the Sloppy Walrus.
Boy 2: Damn dude your so lucky.
Boy: I know right.

by Joemoma278 December 5, 2018

I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.

"I am the Walrus" refers to the joke the Beatles played on everyone. They stopped playing live, only cut studio albums, and made no public appearances, citing the fact that one of them had died, and they left clues in their songs and album covers.

The Walrus is a symbol of death in England. Paul sings that line, to state that he is the one that died.

If you look at the Abbey Road album cover, it shows Paul as the dead one as well. Harrison is in white, in front, representing God. Lennon comes next, in a suit as the priest. Then comes Paul, barefoot, (you were buried without any shoes). Next comes Ringo in jeans, the gravedigger.

"I am the walrus. coo coo kachu.." is really, "I am the Walrus, goo goo g'jube."

by Chops92689 July 29, 2008

Salty Walrus

A sweaty butthole.

Can I tongue punch your salty walrus? (Said Nick to Ben)

by Wyo307SistaKissa November 20, 2016

Wally Walrus

I big fat girl

A fat blonde girl that walk like a walrus and has teeth like one a smells like on and eats fish

by Brandon February 9, 2004