God willing and the Creek don't rise.

1. Everything that can be done is being done and what's left is hope.
2. Hoping that something does or doesn't happen.

God willing and the Creek don't rise, I will ride that damn dick!

by cyric360 April 16, 2005

walking Spanish

The forced, tiptoe walk of someone being given a bum's rush.

I saw Jake walking Spanish out of here last week, and he hasn't been back.

by seajay November 8, 2005

walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.

That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.

by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005

freestyle walking

Jumping and/or stalling on, off of, over, or gapping obstacles while performing tricks or grabs. These tricks often come from skateboarding or inline skating. It is not to be confused with freerunning or parkour because those involve jumping over very large obstacles, while freestyle walking you trick over objects that you would on a skateboard.

kid: i pulled a gnarly 360 indy over a 10 stair set in a freestyle walking session today

by freestyle21 January 6, 2009

Walking Stereotype

A person who looks like a stereotype.

“Dam that nigga a whole walking stereotype of a hoe. He got the tan trench coat and sleek tan shoes with a flourishing beard and beautiful teeth.”

by Beky the Blunt February 8, 2018

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

by Bxdockte April 13, 2009

Wellington Doughnut

The 'Wellington Doughnut', a sexual act where in one licks and sexually stimulates a school teacher's anus from under a table whilst the teacher is defecating.

"Did you hear shitface give Mr. Wang a Wellington Doughnut?!"

by Ziyi August 17, 2007