valemadrista

Person that dont give an actual fuck of whats happening or is about to happen

Pedro: you are a valemadrista that is not good

Jose:i dont give an actual fuck

by Not trk September 16, 2020

Valedictively

Expressed or performed in the manner of a valediction.

Salutation,

This is the body of a letter.

Valedictively,
Signature

by Wordsmythologic December 21, 2020

Valen

An amazing person that never fails to impress you.

My bad habits lead to late nights dancing alone, conversations with some stranger I barely know, swearing this will be the last time but it probably won't

"oh god, haven you seen that masterpiece of s person? they're a total valen"
"They like Ed Sheeran? Well, of course they do, they're a valen"

by someonewhocares72738_8 October 30, 2021

valdenz

a sexy Ching Chong

Valdenz likes to eat bats and suck cock

by Valdenz November 20, 2021

Pascoe Vale Hug

Stabbing a random stranger with a screwdriver.

They gave him a Pascoe Vale Hug, but he survived.

by frqnscy12087 September 8, 2013

American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020