valentine's day

Single's Awareness Day

person one: happy valentine's day
person two: i hate being single

by sebi-swimmer February 14, 2015

valentine's juice

Cum mixed with period blood. Your cum is white, and blood is red. Red mixed with white creates pink, which is the color many people associate with valentine's day, hence the name "valentine's juice".

She said she was on her period, but that didn't stop me from serving up some valentine's juice.

by tacobama June 4, 2016

Valentine's Day

The day where the happy celebrate and the lonely masterbate.

Valentine's Day was such a bust, all I did was watch Netflix and masterbate.

by Anm777 February 14, 2017

valendy

A sexy ass young male equipped with a terrific stroke on the court and in the bedroom.

That young boy balling, like valendy.

Valendy is so hot

by Valn21 March 14, 2017

Valen

She’s a cute girl with curly brown hair. She usually jokes around a lot but shes a nice caring girl too. Shes in love with a certain someone. Even though she sometimes gives hints of being gay, its a boi. Hehe

Valen is amazing. And crazy.

by Lockstrq February 12, 2018

Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.

Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.

by Failurebitch February 1, 2019

Valente’d

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club

You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed

by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019