clea-vag

-an exaggeration supposing that a girls pants are so low-cut you can see the beginning of her vagina

Mann, look at Sarah's pants.. they're so low she's sportin' some clea-vag.

by RebaRhonda June 17, 2011

vag flaj

the female cock block

yo lisa! you totally vag flajed me! evan wanted it so you should have left.

by bosoxcrazy5 June 8, 2009

Dearest Vag

An unlikely yet wonderful pairing of words played in a game of Bananagrams.

Also an example of a letter one might write to one's own vag, in order to congratulate, apologize, complain, or explain something to it.

Dearest Vag,
I would appreciate it if you would make up your mind about this whole period thing.
Thanks,
X

by Jehnner September 5, 2011

Vag Drag

The act of inserting one or more finger into the female vagina and using the pelvis bone to drag the female. preferable for use on linoleum floor for easy sliding. more fun if she is on the phone with a parent, grandparent or any sort of authority figure. best if bragged about to buds shortly after. greatest vag drag glory can be achieved while drunkenly taking a virginity, and pretending (poorly) to "love her".

granny: what're you up to deary?
hoe (vag draggee): oh, nothing, just hanging out
bro (vag dragger): come back to bed WHORE! *vag drag occurs now*

by fakedlove July 1, 2010

vag-pie

a hearty snack before bedtime!

Max sated himself with a large portion of his wife's vag-pie before falling into a deep post-coital slumber.

by rossybaby May 20, 2011

Vag Tag

Verb.
Female version of tea-bag. When a girl is playing video games and gets tea bagged, she can retaliate by vag tagging.

John: Man I just got killed by a girl!
Mark: Dude, is she tea bagging you?
John: Nah man its a chick, she's vag tagging me!

by SaucyNuttBugget August 15, 2011

vag cake

the act of being useless and distasteful in life, thus resulting in the formation of an unfrosted vag cake.

O, so vag cakes again....

by oneandonlykp November 8, 2010