mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.

Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.

by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014

vag brothers

two guys who have slept with the same girl

"Dude, we're vag brothers. I was tapping that before you where."

by Spellbound July 2, 2014

vag hound

Someone who can locate woman using only his primitive senses and obtain carnal knowledge of them. See Fanny Rat.

Greg is at it again, he is a right vag hound.

by DHomer November 15, 2014

Pearl's Vag

A gaping cavern in which all whom enter get lost, never to be seen again.

We lost a lot of good men to Pearl's Vag this year.

by Xaneaux July 11, 2011

Vag Tag

Verb.
Female version of tea-bag. When a girl is playing video games and gets tea bagged, she can retaliate by vag tagging.

John: Man I just got killed by a girl!
Mark: Dude, is she tea bagging you?
John: Nah man its a chick, she's vag tagging me!

by SaucyNuttBugget August 15, 2011

clea-vag

-an exaggeration supposing that a girls pants are so low-cut you can see the beginning of her vagina

Mann, look at Sarah's pants.. they're so low she's sportin' some clea-vag.

by RebaRhonda June 17, 2011

Dearest Vag

An unlikely yet wonderful pairing of words played in a game of Bananagrams.

Also an example of a letter one might write to one's own vag, in order to congratulate, apologize, complain, or explain something to it.

Dearest Vag,
I would appreciate it if you would make up your mind about this whole period thing.
Thanks,
X

by Jehnner September 5, 2011