Lemon Turf

Lesbian Territory

She's so Lemon Turf, she won't even look at a guy.

by Fixitmanarizona January 21, 2009

Curry Turban

When in the process of sexual intercourse, an indian man defecates on your head in a swirling pattern

Kishan was having the sex and gave his partner a curry turban

by thewinningsheen November 6, 2011

Greatest No-Show on Turf

A play on the "Greatest Show on Turf" the Los Angeles (Then St. Louis) Rams nickname the Rams had from 1999-2001. In the 2018 NFL season, the Rams scored 30+ points a game, and were limited to only 3 in a losing effort to the New England Patriots 13-3 in the Super Bowl

"Did you watch the Superbowl last night?"..."Yeah, it was boring, the Rams were totally the Greatest No-Show on Turf"

by Statikinfamy February 21, 2019

Durf Turf

The fuzzy appendage that sprouts (sometimes excessively) from the grundle.

I plucked my durf turf clean for Sarah before she came over last night.

My gouche often gets quite swampy and all that durf turf doesn't help.

by Durfmaster October 23, 2008

Dick Turban

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turban to get my nut.

by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

astro turf

bollocks for playing sport on

by nate rix June 11, 2003

Tufa

Originally: a very ugly building material used in Rome's Republican period, made from volcanic rock and colored like dung, often employed by Classics professors to torment college students when visiting Rome.

Variation: "tufacious"

Dude, I need tufa rehab...

by Jothika February 3, 2010