Turth

Truths based on opinions. Could be potentially factual, however, derived from conjecture, speculation, and personal beliefs.

2 + 2 = 4 is truth. 4 titties are better than 2 titties is turth.

by SeekerOfTurth April 13, 2021

Full Turkey

A large, long, bushy, or otherwise very full growth of pubic hair; "au naturale"; 70s bush.

Did you see the new HD version of Aliens? Sigourney Weaver had a full turkey! It was sticking out of her underwear.

by benedick arnold May 12, 2011

Dirty Turner

An individual who shoves cream eggs up their bum for pleasure.

“Why’s Ned late for rugby?”
“He’s doing a Dirty Turner”

by Dirtyturnerenthusiast February 13, 2019

Alex Turner me on

This means Alex Turner turns you on.

This makes Alex Turner me on

by Lily Malfoy Weasley Turner January 24, 2021

The Turkic Pushback

The successful counteroffensive by the Turkic Empire against the German Reich north of Vilnius that marked the turning point of World War 2.

It was during the Turkic Pushback that the Turkic men penetrated the Nazis and came into Germany.

by Queer Cat August 10, 2023

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

Revenge of the Turd

After a bad break up, to take a huge shit in your lover's toilet & not flush just before abruptly moving out when they're not home.

Jack: "Man, Lisa moved out when I was at work last night. I know I cheated on her but she didn't have to get all 'revenge of the turd on my ass'. Took me 3 flushes! It's on now!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014